theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

sigurtavros:

the 80s really were crazy

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

catbountry:

solarsaturation:

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

mad as hell

Baby Boomers.

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

karukos:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.