The Land of Video Games and Stupid Jokes
sgt-leppards-tardis:

Me on my way to steal yo ravioli

sgt-leppards-tardis:

Me on my way to steal yo ravioli

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

durq:

this is so important

durq:

this is so important

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

m4ge:

princessveroni:

m4ge:

my mother just told me she said my name around my dog and he started making little crying noises im gonna die ; - ;

yeah my mom told me my youngest cat wanders around the house looking for me and keeps scratching at my bedroom door i think we should drop out and love our pets instead

im gonna smuggle a perpetually nervous chihuahua into college

thatfellowsthings:

I feel like this should be on the front cover of some gaudy sensationalist tabloid

thatfellowsthings:

I feel like this should be on the front cover of some gaudy sensationalist tabloid

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

4gifs:

Ice bucket challenge

4gifs:

Ice bucket challenge

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys